While I’m out on the lake catching dinner, I’d like you’all to make a list of possible country western song titles. The title of this post is an example. It happened to occur to me a little while ago while I was, well, looking for some vodka but instead found gin. What an unexpected taste sensation that was.
Just tell me it didn’t end up in the chocolate martini.
“I’m Gonna Build a Bar in the Back of My Car and Drive Myself to Drinkin'”
(Not my original, but belongs to a friend of mine in Oklahoma.
Well, there really isn’t a chocolate martini. It’s just tequila.
Hmmm… tequila, and some cocoa, and some ground chilis… I may have to get inventive this weekend.
“Look Whut Drug in the Cat”
“Whiskey bent and hell bound” – Hank WIlliams Jr.
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life
“I’m leaving you now and going back to your brother”
“Fishing, hunting, dogs and heaven”.
“Jesus took the wheel, and drove us into oncoming traffic.”
“If I’d shot you when I wanted to, I’d be out by now”
“I’m so miserable without you, its like having you here”
Sleepin’ til eleven is just like bein’ in heaven.
“How can I miss you if you won’t go away” by Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks
“You’re Wanted by the Police and My Wife Thinks You’re Dead.” – Junior Brown
It may not have been as much of a taste surprise if you were not chugging the contents out of the bottles to test them.
I’ve got tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed while I’m busy crying over you.