You might want to take along this song sheet of Atheist Christmas Carols.Including such soon-to-be classics as “No joy to the world!,” “Silent Night, Normal Night,” “Hark the Herald Hallucinations Sing,” and “O Come All ye Faithless.”And many many more…. here.
Silliness. No, no … stupidity.But have a merry Christmas anyhow …
Marooned: “Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed”1. Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear?2. Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Kings Disorientated Are3. Dementia – I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas4. Narcissistic – Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me5. Manic – Deck the Halls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…6. Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me7. Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire8. Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why9. Attention Deficit Disorder – Silent Night, Holy, ooh look at the froggy – Can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
If I go it’s usually to the Longboat Road Runners’ Jingle Bell run, where a bunch of runners in Santa hats run around downtown, stopping every half-block or so to annoy people with out Christmas carols.People who listen are more common than those who slink away, fingers in ears. But it’s been a few years.