Evil Plan ™!
- Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
- Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a senator. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, confused by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Mwahahahahah!!!!!!!
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Okay, I totally have to take out that story and finish the revisions.
Stage 4- ?
Stage 5- Profit
Soul Accumulation? I would recommend starting with a good Motown collection. Will you be going for MP3, CD, or original vinyl?
Destroy the Sydney Opera House? Perhaps you can enlist Godzilla in your evil plan.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
My Evil Plan (TM)
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy united nations. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.