Of these three items, two will be of interest to you. Can’t tell which two, though:
“My roomate lives like a horseradish” … check out this web site that accumulates funny auto-correct mishaps.
Bill Gates beats Pope, Dali Lama in Popularity Contest (see this) just as Windows stops being THE operating system (see this).
Did you know that Joan Rivers got tossed off of Fox for criticizing Sarah Palin? See this.