[A]pparently, not as small as you might think. In Palm Bay Florida, Jesus is under arrest for stalking his neighbor, Anti-Christ, as well as shooting at him with a bb-gun.
I love the way the reporters keep referring to him as “Jesus Man.” I wonder if that’s how the Roman officials referred to him in 0-whatevery AD.
“Pilot. The Jesus Man is stirring up trouble again in the Galilee.”
“We’re gonna have to nail that Jesus Man to a cross, man.”
That sort of thing.
Anyway, here’s the video:
Jeesh.