14 thoughts on “Andrew Breitbart has Died

  1. I feel sorry for both his loved ones. But personally I say good ridance, the universe is now a little bit better!

  2. I’m betting Dimbulb was drunk off his ass again, and thought this was April 1st, not March 1st. The Universe is not so kind as to off him this soon.

  3. Having not read the article or comments on fox:

    How long before this becomes a secret assassination by the Obama administration to silence his most dangerous enemy?

  4. Having not read the article or comments on fox:

    How long before this becomes a secret assassination by the Obama administration to silence his most dangerous enemy?

    That basically started as soon as the story was reported. People are asserting that he had some terrible tapes of Obama from some time in his youth and was assassinated to keep them from going out.

  5. @Alverant:

    He has at least 5… his wife and 4 kids.

    Nothing I’ve seen of the guy is even slightly inconsistent with being a high-functioning clinical sociopath. What makes you think he actually loved any of them?

  6. I have a confession to make here. I pretty sure I’m the one who killed Breitbart. I did it using Hoodoo. The rootworker was concerned that I was going to do evil with the mojo-bag kit I was purchasing. But then I turned my interests toward materials usually used to cast love spells. This allayed her concerns and she was happy to help me.

    She thought I was just another lovelorn customer and was happy to assist me in showing how to cast the love spell after I had been looking at the mojos that are used for seeking revenge. I told her I had a rival for the affections of my beloved.

    But you see, the love spell isn’t really a love spell. Sure, you usually put in a the right mix of herbs, make the right signs, and put in something your beloved gave you in happier times. This rekindles the affection that once was there. But only affection? I had another idea.

    How could I use the love-mojo to kill Breitbart? Simple: This mojo rekindles and intensifies emotions. I prepared the mojo and downloaded this video clip. I burned it to a CD a hundred times. I put the CD in the mojo bag and cast the final step of the spell last night. I guess it was just too intense.

    I hope this makes as much sense as other speculations about Breitbart’s death.

  7. “In the mainstream media, that’s called follow-up journalism.”

    Awesome.

    Not gonna miss this lying shitbag one little bit.

  8. @10. Azkyroth – March 1, 2012 at 2:47 pm :

    (#5. Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort) : “He has at least 5… his wife and 4 kids.”
    What makes you think he actually loved any of them?

    What makes you think *they* didn’t love him?

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