Herman Cain Likely to Pull Out of Presidential Race

Businessman Herman Cain told senior members of his campaign on a conference call this morning that he is reassessing whether or not to remain in the Republican presidential race.


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10 Responses to Herman Cain Likely to Pull Out of Presidential Race

  1. newenglandbob says:

    The Godfather of pizza spent too much time “laying down the salami”, so this will not be his first time “pulling out”.

    999 is one of the most regressive tax plans anyone has proposed in the last 50 years. It increases taxes on all but the most wealthy.

  2. Graham Martin-Royle says:

    One down…..

  3. Igakusei says:

    newenglandbob, I remember reading that online several weeks ago, but when I mentioned it to my Father-in-law he retorted that that’s actually a gross distortion because the rich get so many tax breaks that they basically don’t pay any taxes at all now. I wasn’t sure how to reply.

  4. newenglandbob says:

    Independent analysis said his 999 plan would raise taxes for the lower 84% of people, including those who pay NO taxes now at the bottom end – they would start paying a national sales tax.

  5. “God, you told me I should run. What the hell?!? Asshat move, God. A real asshat move!” – Imaginary Herman Cain

  6. feralboy12 says:

    The frustrated presidential race could not be reached for comment.

  7. Didaktylos says:

    Tabby – the Big Guy told Cain to run because He’s a sadistic bastard

  8. azportsider says:

    Didaktylos – do you suppose that’s why the Big Guy told Bachmann to run too?

  9. Greg Laden says:

    When God said “Run” to Cain and Bachmann, it is possible that he was not talking about the presidential race at all.

  10. Azkyroth says:

    Pulling out won’t stop him from getting hit with a lawsuit ;)

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