Story From Onion Accidentally Breaks Free, Invades Reality

Ohio Senate Schedules a Fetus to Testify About Abortion Bill

In support of a bill that proposes banning abortions after the first heartbeat (something that can happen within eighteen days of conception), the anti-abortion group Faith2Action has scheduled a nine-week-old fetus to testify as a legislative witness before Ohio’s House Health Committee. …


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9 thoughts on “Story From Onion Accidentally Breaks Free, Invades Reality

  1. Well, I can somewhat understand Faith2Action’s choice of witness: at 6 weeks a fetus has a heart and a few grams of working brain cells – that’s a lot more than can be said for Janet Folger.

  2. I’ve been waiting for The Onion to issue a press release saying they’re closing up shop: “It’s just too hard. We can’t compete with the real news anymore. Nobody can tell the difference.”

  3. I just hope this stunt looks just as foolish to everyone in their audience as it does to me….but I’m afraid it won’t.

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