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And if you thought licking toads was bad…

While smoking toad venom might sound extreme, an even more disturbing method to get high possibly includes sniffing fermented human waste. Vicky Ward, manager of prevention services at Tri-County Mental Health Services in Kansas City, said she has read e-mail warnings about a drug called jenkem.The drug is made from fermented feces and urine.”We work with a lot of youths and we ask them whether anyone has tried it and they said no,” Ward said. “They (the youths) have heard about it because of the Internet.”But whether people actually use of jenkem has not been determined, Ward said, noting that a Web site that investigates urban legends isn’t clear on the matter.”Kids get ideas that later turn out to be unfounded, but you will get some idiots who will try anything,” she said.

Kids: Don’t lick toads. Don’t sniff shit.[source][hat tip: TRCMF]

Busted For Possession of a Toad…

People in Kansas City, MO are smoking toads. This, apparently, is better than licking toads. Either way, you apparently get high.Look out toads.

“Toad smoking,” which is a substitute for “toad licking,” is done by extracting venom from the Sonoran Desert toad of the Colorado River. The toad’s venom — which is secreted when the toad gets angry or scared — contains a hallucinogen called bufotenine that can be dried and smoked to produce a buzz.

Hopefully, they kill the toads before they transport them, or this is going to be a big problem when we start getting Toad Funguses and stuff all over the country… Continue reading Busted For Possession of a Toad…

Turn on the TV

Man, the Detroit Lions mus REALLY REALLY SUCK.I think the Vikes have had the ball six times and have gotten six TD’s. Just when I was starting to think that Minnesota does not have real sports teams. Does anybody know if the Lions are any good?

I think this one might be real…

HELLO

GREETINGS

I NEED YOUR URGENT HELP TO DISTRIBUTE 12.5M USD.TO HUMANITARIAN AND OPHANS.AS I’M WIDOW AND CANCER WOMAN. THIS MY MAIL MIGHT COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE ANDTHE TEMPTATION TO INGORE IT AS UNSEROUS COULD COME INTO YOUR MIND BUT PL’S CONSIDER IT AS DIVINE AND HELP OUT.

THANKS

SERENA

What do you think?

Every Culture Has A ….

… has a what!?!?I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the phrase “Every culture has a story about a flood…” This is very annoying because a) it is not true (I can think of several cultures that do not) and b) it is very Euro-centric, as are most phrases that start with “Every culture has a…”So, I decided to enter the phrase “Every culture has a” into Google and see how many other stupid ideas I could find. Continue reading Every Culture Has A ….

End of the Week News

My week ends in about five minutes when I pack for imminent departure to California. I’m being whisked out there (pun intended) to prepare the Thanksgiving gravy for an eccentric couple living in a cabin in a remote mountain area on Thanksgiving. And these people are a bit strange. They recently sent me a picture of the turkey they plan on putting to death and eating. (His name is John Smith.) This should be interesting.But have no fear, the internet is everywhere. I shall continue to post more than enough for you to consume between courses of cranberry sauce and apple pie, leftovers, winter beer, and good wine.But the following four items from several different categories are sitting in my in box that I’d like to pass on to you before I start packing… Continue reading End of the Week News