Somebody just sent me a letter giving the good news:
Dear Greg,
The Homosexual Agenda will soon victimize the next generation of LA school children.
Outrageous, but it’s true.
The Los Angeles Unified School District has decided to impose a curriculum of pro-homosexual indoctrination.
This Homosexual Education will remake every classroom to be more “tolerant and open.”
Students will be brainwashed into believing homosexual lifestyles are moral and correct.
History courses will be rewritten to force in Homosexual and even transgender “role models.”
Even elementary school children will be forced to learn new “lessons” in favor of homosexuality — all the way down to kindergarten.
Children that age should never be exposed to these disgusting sex acts. They will be permanently scarred!
And as horrible as this all is, it gets worse.
Not only will students be subjected to Homosexual Education, but they will have to undergo “training.”
In fact, parents, teachers and students are all going to be “trained” by the school district to buy into radical homosexual ideology!
They are attacking Pro-Family Americans in every corner of our country.
Students and teachers have already been targeted and bullied in Texas, Florida, and Georgia.
In many places teachers have already given in to the radical homosexual agenda and now mock and ridicule students who speak out in favor of Family values.
American children need a defender, but there are too few left willing to fight against the homosexual propaganda machine.
Public Advocate is the only organization fighting them every time, everywhere.
I will never rest while the Radical Homosexual Lobby tries to harm our children!
I hope you’ll continue to stand with me.
For the Family,
Eugene Delgaudio
President, Public Advocate of the United States
I laughed so hard, I choked! Homophobic paranoia at its finest! It’s a Poe, right?
Funny, my children learned about it way before kindergarten: This is your uncle, this is his boyfriend, this is our friend Silvana, this is her wife, this is their baby.
What we’ve noticed so far is that the little one is left-handed.
Do you think that counts as evidence?
Forget homosexuality. Will they teach kids that a sentence and a paragraph are different things?
I’ve GOT to figure out how to sync my agenda with the homosexual one. I keep missing the meetings…
More total bullcrap from Eugene…PZ eviscerated one of his more recent emails, which I had the misfortune to recieve. I was going to write back to Eugene and tell him to have sex and travel, but apparently he doesn’t even have the courage to have an active return email address. What a cowardly little shit he is.
It would be interesting to know if Eugene thinks something is a “disgusting sex act” if it’s done by gay folks, or if it’s just a disgusting sex act period.
I got that one today, too.
And we now what comes later! I can hardly wait!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8
Sorry I just meant to leave an URL.
#5 Graham, I got a few emails from this twisted creep and I was able to reply to him by moving his screed to my inbox. Needless-to-say I have unsubscribed to his nasty email list.
I get these, too. I think it is from crashing that poll PZ put up a few weeks ago. I was going to try to unsubscribe, but the crazy is just too entertaining to pass up.
Children that age should never be exposed to these disgusting sex acts. They will be permanently scarred!
Just like they were here?
So more tolerant and open = our children are harmed. /facepalm
The best part is the disclaimer at the end. I can’t even figure out what it’s supposed to say:
I think the latter.
Those are the same people (metaphorically, not literally, I think) who throw tantrums over books like “Mummy laid an egg” because it has stick-figures with genitaliae and who have sex*.
You know, those kids should never ever know what sex is until they’re married. With the marriage vows before a priest, god will instill the necessary knowledge into their heads magically.
Good thing: I think they’re afraid, they’re very afraid. They see a generation growing up with openly homosexual people out there and it’s hard to hate somebody you see everday and you see that they’re not bad people. I have hopes for a generation that’s growing up with gay teachers, gay TV-stars, gay relatives, gay politicians (in Germany, two high political offices are taken by openly gay men. Their politics still suck.)
*It’s been called “The Kids’ Kamasutra” by my family, approvingly
I got this too! It was puzzling. Paleoethnobotanist is probably right, it is all PZ’s fault. But I just told gmail to consider it spam.
I wrote a short, polite letter to his supervisor in Loudon County:
Supervisor Scott K. York, Chairman At Large
(Independent)
P.O. Box 7000 Mailstop #01 Leesburg, Virginia 20177-7000
Office Phone:
703-777-0204
Fax:
703-777-0421
e-mail:
scott.york@loudoun.gov
If Delgaudio has sent you email that you did not sign up for, complain. Setriously, this guy needs a psych eval and a job where doesn’t have to serve ALL the citizens of Loudon, even the yucky ones.