… by people who really know how to tell a fortune…
Ask us any question you want! And we’ll answer it for you! We’ll have tarot cards! Palm readings! A crystal* ball! And dowsing pendulums (courtesy of SurlyRamics)!
You can even attend out pseudoworkshop “5 minute Google: How to impress your drunk ass friends with psychic readings”. Then you can hold your own psychic fair!
We’ll even have raffles (we already know that you’re a winner!) And a silent auction. And chairs! And an open bar! And a skeptical psychic face off!
You can even compete to prove your own psychic powers are the best in Chicago!
Be there!
Friday, July 23
8:00pm
Galway Arms
2442 N Clark
Chicago, Il
Too bad it’s on my birthday and I’m already scheduled to appear in New Orleans for gambling, drinking, strip clubs, and other “sinful” activities.
Have fun without me.
umm i want to know if i will have luck with falling in love with someone this year whos fit for me and if i will get a little sum of money. and will i be a honor student in my class?