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46 thoughts on “I’ve never seen a movie that made me so fill in the blank. This movie is absolutely whatever.”
Making it through entire video with mildly amused demeanor. Professing flawed analysis of irrelevant genre.
Being distracted by e-mail beep.
Sadly I kind of wanted to see this movie until about the one minute 30 second mark. But then I saw the old actress trying to make a comeback and I remembered my hatred for her in an early movie from her teenage days called “Teenage Movie Title”.
Inspired to sing Title Of The Song. (Wishing there was a better video for it.)
Expression of disbelief that poster was not the first to mention “Title Of The Song,” and mild disappointment at having one’s perceived and metaphorical thunder stolen.
Comment concerning desperate attempt to find name of lead actress, excited remark about the human desire for procreation; while ignoring discouraging reminders of one’s own marital status.
Making it through entire video with mildly amused demeanor. Professing flawed analysis of irrelevant genre.
Being distracted by e-mail beep.
Defensive comment from blog owner who over interprets affect of previous commenter.
Comparison to a similar movie that was much better.
Mention of yet another movie that if one has not seen one is not cool.
Reference to obscure personal fact about obscure director.
Breaks chain of conversation with irreverent comment to prove superiority over previous commenters, points out minor errors in spelling or grammar.
Broken link to my web site where I wrote a review of this movie.
Suggestion that above commenter must be a POE
Interrupts program for “your special” announcement.
Comment about how blogger knows nothing about whatever topic this post is on.
Comment dissing entire movie genre and all who would watch or discuss it.
Feminist critique of inappropriate use of the gendered word “meta.”
comment
Derogatory comment about director and movie, noting that blogger is racist and admitting that I have not seen the movie or read the blog post.
!comment
Mean-spirited take-down of the movie peppered with baffling Postmodern buzzwords, clearly based only on material in the trailer.
Notes that the book was better, followed by long rant about the lack of originality in Hollywood nowadays.
Inspired to sing Title Of The Song. (Wishing there was a better video for it.)
Comment held up in moderation.
Sadly I kind of wanted to see this movie until about the one minute 30 second mark. But then I saw the old actress trying to make a comeback and I remembered my hatred for her in an early movie from her teenage days called “Teenage Movie Title”.
Expression of disbelief that poster was not the first to mention “Title Of The Song,” and mild disappointment at having one’s perceived and metaphorical thunder stolen.
(…and I hold a high note~)
Off-topic comment desperately trying to hijack interest from an active comment thread on a popular blog post.
Reference to self-referential story This Is the Title of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself.
This is the part where I come in and say something explosive and detrimental in a quasi-troll-yet-pithy-and-amusing way.
Aaaaaand: Scene.
/delurking tag to indicate unimportant status
Ranting, incoherent post containing references to ongoing meta-topics to authenticate lurker status.
Repeated mentions of time spent lurking.
Brief, uninformative on-topic comment.
Compliment to blogwriter for being blogwriter.
/relurking tag to indicate return to drinking
Failed attempt to say something that hasn’t already been said by another commenter.
Reflexive defense of the blogger because we are friends!
Completely off-topic posting of my blog URL with a horribly misspelled invitation.
Adbot advertising male sexual enhancement pills by suggesting your libido is not large enough.
Statement expressing how wonderful this is and how I would love my grandkids to see it.
Spam post pushing something that has a word in common with the movie.
Duplicate post.
Edgy comment about the previous comments justified with my cool but vacuous screen name.
sorry, wrong thread…
generic yet ambiguous mention of this movie’s worth, and that i saw it FOR FREE on domain – name (dot) net
Catchfrase!
Plendo en Esperanto pri la lingva imperialismo de anglalingvanoj.
rickroll
Comment concerning desperate attempt to find name of lead actress, excited remark about the human desire for procreation; while ignoring discouraging reminders of one’s own marital status.
Late posting that revives a dead thread, wondering when the movie will be available from online DVD delivery service.
FLAME!
Disgusted statement about lack of good moderation and spam filters in blog sites
Late response re-asking question that has been answered at least three times in previous comments.
Misguided attempt to claim first post.
Redundant and unnecessary comment parodying the style of dialog and expressing amusement.
Quote of a single line from clip!
Expression of amusement.