Monthly Archives: September 2009
A Republican Homeland
Hint to Americans on how to find the atheists you already know
Go to a large family gathering. (Or a similar gathering. Borrow someone else’s large family if you don’t have one.) When somebody decides you are all going to pray together with bowed heads, start to bow your head so everybody else sees you doing it, but after everyone’s heads are supposed to be bowed, unbow your head.
Have a look around.
You will find yourself looking at a few other people who are also looking around. Those are the other atheists.
Introduce yourself after the prayer, and then you can make arrangements for an orgy or a baby-roast or something.
Which is more likely to survive the Robot Takeover?
Dogs:
Cats:
Caster Semenya’s Gender: What would the science be?
Well, we don’t know because the necessary detailed information has not been released. I do not personally know the Caster Semenya story, medically or biologically speaking, but there has been a lot of discussion and apparently wild speculation on this, and I may have a thing or two to help clarify.
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The 2-12 project. Gag me.
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New theory on origin of universe and stuff
Well, not really, but it is an excellent refresher on Genesis. Well, not really it’s …. well just watch it:
The Fiji Petrel went extinct 130 years ago. But then it got better.
The last wild Fiji petral specimen collected, an albatross-like bird (as petrels tend to be) that spends much of its time over the open sea, was collected in 1855 fro Gau Island, Fiji.
It didn’t really go extinct, because in 1984 one was caught on Gua, photographed, and set free. Subsequently, possible Fiji petrel sightings have occurred now and then, mostly of disoriented or lost immature birds that showed up in one village or another.
So, as you can see, calling this bird truly extinct was never really appropriate, but it was listed as one of nearly 200 birds that may or may not have been extinct at any given moment, with a very small hope returning every now and then wiht a possible or confirmed sighting. But then scientists went out and got serious bout finding some Fiji petrels and assessing their status.
They did this by setting up a lure consisting of 10 kilogram blocks of fish guts mixed with concentrated fish oil. This substance can be smelled by a petrel from half way around the planet. Well, not really but from very far away. Sure enough, on day two of the experiment, a Fiji petrel showed up to inspect one of the blocks which was floating around int he water. Over the next eleven days eight different individuals were observed.
The story is reported here.
Maddow on Wilson
Her point is, and she’s right, that there really is not any longer a difference between the extremists and the Republicans.
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Dusty Pwns Michele Bachmann
Armed and ready, baby!!!!
Why Vaccinate?
Think back to the last time you had a bad coughing fit. It’s gross, but think about the saliva and the mucus. Think about the last time you threw up. Now imagine all that together, along with gasping for air-and not being able to swallow.
Blog Carnival Scientia Pro Publica
… (which means, in ADL, “Science For the People”) … is up and running at Southern Friedd Science.
Atheist Cat Finds Your Prayer Cute…

source: Carl
Hitler gets mad at Obama
This is really, really funny:
Well, actually, it’s not even a little funny…
… Well, actually, the punchline is the funniest thing I’ve see yet this year. I can hardly type I’m laughing so hard.
What is the sound of one hypothesis clapping?
Read the following text. As you read it, try to empty your mind. When you encounter grammatical errors or jargon that is impossible to understand, do not try to translate what you are reading. Rather, become one with the obscurity. Read slowly, thoughtlessly, with emptiness of purpose, as though the words were entering your eyes, traveling through your head, and leaving through your ears. The ultimate understanding will be achieved when you reach the end of the abstract and have understood nothing:
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