Monthly Archives: April 2009

Commentary on OTT date rape scene….

… in the movie Observe and Report.

Go HERE to see the rest of the commentary as well as the R-rated trailer which shows part of the scene in question.

I’ve got no opinion on this one scene because there is not enough context or detail (having not seen the movie) but the FFFU seems reasonable. The movie as a whole seems to be stupid. And it seems to be just one more of the parade of stupid that serves so well to maintain our stupid culture. I don’t think I’m being stupid when I say this. Am I?

Pirate Situation Totally Destabilized.

In the old days (last week) Somali pirates would occasionally board a ship, there’d be some negotiations, money would change hands, and the ship would be back on track. That was not a good system, but it was a system.

Then the first American flagged ship to get taken by the pirates comes along and the crew does the Chuck Norris thing and the whole system has collapsed.

The latest news:

  • A Panama flagged carrier freighter was attacked by pirates, and the attack was repulsed with fire hoses.
  • Friday, on a yacht sailing through the area, one Frenchman and two pirates died during an attempted rescue by the French military.
  • Negotiations are still underway regarding the US flagged ship and its captain, still held hostage on a lifeboat.
  • Naval vessels are converging on the area.

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If only their names weren’t so funny and hard to pronounce…

The problem with those dang ethnic people is that you can’t even pronounced their names. Regarding the difficulty some Chinese and other east Asian people have with conflicts in their own naming system and the naming system assued by, for instance, a state’s Motor Vehicle department, Texas (where else) State Representative Betty Brown says:

Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here? …

Can’t you see that this is something that would make it a lot easier for you and the people who are poll workers if you could adopt a name just for identification purposes that’s easier for Americans to deal with?

In reporting this story, Feministing has suggested that maybe it’s Betty Brown who should change her name so that it is easier for the rest of us to deal with, and asks for suggestions.

So, any suggestions?

Possible Autism Cause: Phthalates from Vinyl Floors?

Rebecca Skloot just facebooked this story:

Scientists Find ‘Baffling’ Link between Autism and Vinyl Flooring

Children who live in homes with vinyl floors, which can emit chemicals called phthalates, are more likely to have autism, according to research by Swedish and U.S. scientists published Monday.

The study of Swedish children is among the first to find an apparent connection between an environmental chemical and autism.

Obviously its been out for a few days, but I had not noticed it.

How to pronounce ubuntu

“ubuntu” is a southern and/or eastern Bantu word … one of those words that is found in a number of languages and that no one is quite sure of the origin of. But this does not mean that it can’t be pronounced correctly.

There are very straight forward rules of pronunciation for Bantu words in general. Especially in Eastern and Southern Bantu languages (of which there are hundreds) you can think of the vowels as always being pronounced the same way whenever and wherever they are encountered. There are not really any silent vowels, and although there is some elision, there is very little. In the case of “ubuntu” all the vowels are separate so that is not an issue. And all the vowels in “ubuntu” are the same vowels, therefore, they are all pronounced the same way.

Here is a Bantu vowel pronunciation guide that you may wish to clip out and keep in your pocket:

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a like “ah” such as “Ah, I see. Roosevelt’s dog’s name was fala. Aha!”

e like “ey” such as “Ey, how boot a Molsen’s, ey?”

i like “eeek!” such as “This is good shit, mon” in a thick Caribbean or Mexican accent.

o like “oh or “toe” such as “No. Which part of ‘No’ do you not ‘Know'”

u like “oooo” such as “Desmond Tutu does not wear a tutu.”

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There are not really alternative pronunciations for these vowels. Just pronounce them as specified here and you’ll be fine. In truth, when you put a vowel between some consonants or next to some other vowel, it will get pronounced slightly differently, but your mouth, tongue, and larynx takes care of that for you. Just follow the guide above until it is internalized.

So, for example, a common Eastern Bantu (KiSwahili) greeting is:

Tutaonana, habari gani?

Which is pronounced (to an English speaker):

Too Ta Oh Na Na, Hah Ba Reee Gah Knee

Not

Tut own anna, hey berry gain ee

So, the vowels in “ubuntu” are simply:

Ooo , ooo, oooo

Like that kid on Welcome Back Kotter:

“Ooo, ooo, ooo, Mr. Kotter! Call on me!”

Then you stick in the consonants and the rest is pretty obvious:

Ooo (as in “ooo ooo ooo, I know the answer”) .. boon (as in Daniel Boone) … too (as in “me too!”).

Ooo boon too… ubuntu.

Not Ooo bun too

Not Ooo boon toe

Not oo bun toe

Just ooo boone too …. ubuntu.

But what does it all mean? Ask this guy:

Continue reading How to pronounce ubuntu

Music, the kinda universal langauge

One afternoon I was sitting by the hearth writing notes on the morning’s data collection, and a cassette player was running nearby. The Beatles White Album was on. Happiness is a Warm Gun was playing.

Lengotu, an Efe man I had been working with, who had made the claim to be a rain shaman (which in the case of the Rain Forest, meant someone who could stop the rain from being so severe) came over to me and said “You have to turn off that song.”

“Why?” I said. Then, right after I said that I took in the look on his face. He was clearly disturbed. Without saying another word, I walked over to the cassette player and hit the Stop button.

I never got an explanation that I could understand as to what was so disturbing about this music. The consensus was uniform among the Efe Pygmy men in the camp that day. This music was going to cause something bad to happen. In a society where most music arrives on the cultural scene in an act of ritual and magic, although it is enjoyed on a daily basis for is entertainment value as much as anything else, I was not surprised that some music would come along and have an unexpected impact. The music I had with me … not because I had brought it (I had brought none) but because other researchers more nervous about leaving behind their western ways had carted out there, consisted of Joan Armatrade, The Police, Dire Straits, and the Beatle’s White Album. It was the White Album that, apparently, had the extra mojo. And we didn’t hava to play it backwards to get that effect, which is the usual way in the United States.

Anyway, I was reminded of this event when I read this post by Dave Munger: Even isolated cultures understand emotions conveyed by Western music.

The Mafa people, who live in the far north of Cameroon in the Mandara mountains, are one of the most culturally isolated groups in the world. Since many of their settlements lack electricity, there are some individuals who have never been exposed to western movies, art, or music.

But the Mafa do have their own musical tradition….

The Mafa are not nearly as isolated as the Efe were at the time I was in the Ituri, and the musical tradition of the Efe is to the western ear even more non-western than the Mafa example Dave gives. But the instruments are similar, and my own guess is that most of the time similar emotions would be conveyed across these diverse cultures.

And then there is the occasional magic song.

Number nine … number nine … number nine…

Do you want to get started with Linux?

There are a lot of ways to do this, but I just ran across one that may be just what some people need. This is an Open Access book called The Linux Starter Pack produced by Linux Format (which is an over-priced but entertaining Linux magazine).

The “starter pack” is a giant PDF file, 130 pages, which tells you how to install and use a common Linux distribution known as Ubuntu. You’ve probably heard of it.

Here is where you download the PDF file and learn more about it.

The Ethical Atheist Ten Commandments

  1. Thou SHALT NOT believe all thou art told.
  2. Thou SHALT seek knowledge and truth constantly.
  3. Thou SHALT educate thy fellow man in the Laws of Science.
  4. Thou SHALT NOT forget the atrocities committed in the name of god.
  5. Thou SHALT leave valuable contributions for future generations.
  6. Thou SHALT live in peace with thy fellow man.
  7. Thou SHALT live this one life thou hast to its fullest.
  8. Thou SHALT follow a Personal Code of Ethics.
  9. Thou SHALT maintain a strict separation between Church and State.
  10. Thou SHALT support those who follow these commandments.

Details here.

Regulatin’ Genes

In front of Stanford University’s Main Quad, biologist Tom McFadden raps for a video camera. The flat bill of his Toronto Blue Jays baseball cap sits on the white rims of his sunglasses as he bounces his head to the beat. The video then cuts to him gesticulating in front of a projection screen that shows the cells of an embryo dividing. …

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