Monthly Archives: December 2007

Dangerous Criminal Recounts Capture at Third World Airport

A chain was fastened around my waist and I was handcuffed to the chain. Then my legs were placed in chains. I asked for permission to make a telephone call but they refused. So secured, I was taken from the airport terminal in full sight of everybody. I have seldom felt so bad, so humiliated and all because I had taken a longer vacation than allowed under the law.

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Jesus is bornd

A reading from Luke. (LOL Cat Translation)


Oh hai, Jesus iz bornd

‘Roun dis tiyem, Caesar Augustus wuz like, “I can has cenzus?” … And all teh doodz went home for teh saying, “I is heer!” So Joseph went from Naz’reth to Judeeah to Bethlehemm whar David wuz bornededed, ‘coz David wuz hiz graete-graete gran-daddie, An Mary went wif him, ‘coz she was gonna be married wif him an she was preggerz. When wuz time for teh baybee, it wuz a boy, so he wuz wrapd in blanket like burrito an placd him in fud dish, cuz innkeeper wuz liek, no room here kthxbye!

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