This has to be a hoax, but until Teh Intertubes proves it, enjoy it:
Hat Tip: Bob
Homeschooled – that explains everything.
And ducks, as it turns out, will commit not only homosexual acts, but necrophiliac ones too.
This explains everything, something most fowl is on the wing.
Yeah, exactly. She totally picked the wrong kind of critter for that argument.
Fear the duckpocalypse!!
The ducks are coming