5 thoughts on “Dick Clark, who has been 45 years old since 1972, has died

  1. This only happened because he renouced his deal with the Elder Gods, and they returned him to mortality.

    Another death attributable to religion.

  2. In fact he still hosted New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, sort of, as recently as this year. He could barely speak the last few years, and many of his duties were passed to Ryan Seacrest, but he was there for the countdown.

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