I was thinking something like “Imma let you finish being stupid and all, but first I want to review the preponderance of evidence for evolution. But you may also like to see Genie Scott’s take on it:
This bird was spotted eating a small bird in the Hyde Park area of Chicago. What is it?
The heretofore unknown events that led to an investigation of Dr. Marc Hauser of Harvard University, which led to a recently completed investigation of Hauser’s scientific conduct.
You cann read the article here. I hope you can access that document (it may be fully or partly behind a firewall). At the moment, I’m out in the middle of the forest so I can’t summarize it for you, but let me know if it is not generally viewable and I’ll rectify that later assuming I am not eaten by bears.