{"id":9976,"date":"2011-07-20T14:27:12","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T14:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2011\/07\/20\/al-franken-tearer-of-orifices\/"},"modified":"2011-07-20T14:27:12","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T14:27:12","slug":"al-franken-tearer-of-orifices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/20\/al-franken-tearer-of-orifices\/","title":{"rendered":"Al Franken, Tearer Of Orifices, Tears One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am so happy Al is my Senator.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZyAueltLsa4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Ouch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am so happy Al is my Senator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[208,230],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-2AU","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9976"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}