{"id":9253,"date":"2010-12-25T06:00:39","date_gmt":"2010-12-25T06:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2010\/12\/25\/senseless-christmas-carnage\/"},"modified":"2010-12-25T06:00:39","modified_gmt":"2010-12-25T06:00:39","slug":"senseless-christmas-carnage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/25\/senseless-christmas-carnage\/","title":{"rendered":"Senseless Christmas Carnage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cookies.  THE COOOOKIESSSSSS!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<object width=\"640\" height=\"390\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KLrFfQ8U1aw&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;version=3\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Hat tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thealders.net\/blogs\/2010\/12\/23\/cookies\/\">Doug<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cookies. THE COOOOKIESSSSSS!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-2pf","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9253"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}