{"id":8806,"date":"2010-09-26T14:46:16","date_gmt":"2010-09-26T14:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2010\/09\/26\/why-arent-monkeys-still-evolvi\/"},"modified":"2010-09-26T14:46:16","modified_gmt":"2010-09-26T14:46:16","slug":"why-arent-monkeys-still-evolvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/26\/why-arent-monkeys-still-evolvi\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Aren&#8217;t Monkeys Still Evolving Into Humans?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Evolution is a myth!!!! Why, Charles Darwin Himself &#8230;. BlaHH!!<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"390\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KB0TLgcNesU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;version=3\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Dabbled in which craft? Oh, witchcraft!   Mice have human brains?  Maybe this human has a mouse brain!  Ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evolution is a myth!!!! Why, Charles Darwin Himself &#8230;. BlaHH!! Dabbled in which craft? Oh, witchcraft! Mice have human brains? Maybe this human has a mouse brain! Ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-2i2","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8806"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}