{"id":8412,"date":"2010-07-27T17:57:11","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T17:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2010\/07\/27\/kittywhumpus-pwns-target\/"},"modified":"2010-07-27T17:57:11","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T17:57:11","slug":"kittywhumpus-pwns-target","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/27\/kittywhumpus-pwns-target\/","title":{"rendered":"Kittywhumpus Pwns Target"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody should do this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dear Target,<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s $2183.70 to a big company like you, beloved by millions of shoppers throughout the land, with sales of $63.4 billion during 2009? Not much, but it&#8217;s what my little family of three spent at your stores in 2009 and 2010, up to now. I know you don&#8217;t need me anymore. After all, your 2009 results &#8220;reflect the strongest retail segment profit in [your] history&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been grand, or, dare I say &#8220;Super&#8221;, but I think it&#8217;s time we see other people&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kittywhumpus.blogspot.com\/2010\/07\/dear-target.html\">&#8230; Read the rest here. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody should do this: Dear Target, What&#8217;s $2183.70 to a big company like you, beloved by millions of shoppers throughout the land, with sales of $63.4 billion during 2009? Not much, but it&#8217;s what my little family of three spent at your stores in 2009 and 2010, up to now. I know you don&#8217;t need &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/27\/kittywhumpus-pwns-target\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kittywhumpus Pwns Target<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-2bG","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}