{"id":8009,"date":"2015-01-23T22:50:55","date_gmt":"2015-01-24T04:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/?p=8009"},"modified":"2015-01-23T22:51:43","modified_gmt":"2015-01-24T04:51:43","slug":"cindy-jacobs-bobby-jindal-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/23\/cindy-jacobs-bobby-jindal-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"All the crazy you’d ever want wrapped up in one package"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cindy Jacobs Saves Texas from Native American Cannibals<\/H3><\/p>\n

It is like Pet Cemetery! From Right Wing Watch<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Just as Texas Gov. Rick Perry launched his 2012 presidential bid with a prayer rally called \u201cThe Response,\u201d fellow Republican Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana is set to lead his own \u201cResponse\u201d prayer event this Saturday in Baton Rouge. Many of the pastors and conservative activists who backed the 2011 rally credited Perry\u2019s actions with various miracles, raising the bar for Jindal\u2019s event, which is being organized by the very same people.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for Perry, the various miracles produced by his prayer rally did not include producing even a single delegate in his disastrous presidential campaign, but it did save Texas from the scourge of Native American cannibals, at least according to Cindy Jacobs, a self-proclaimed prophet who endorsed both \u201cResponse\u201d prayer rallies.<\/p>\n

Jacobs said that Native Americans who \u201cate people\u201d produced a \u201ccurse\u201d in Texas, until it was healed by Perry\u2019s prayer rally:<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here’s the video. DO NOT BE DRINKING COFFEE OR OTHER LIQUIDS.<\/p>\n