{"id":6579,"date":"2009-10-01T19:33:11","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T19:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/10\/01\/minnesotans-jeesh-an-openlette\/"},"modified":"2009-10-01T19:33:11","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T19:33:11","slug":"minnesotans-jeesh-an-openlette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/01\/minnesotans-jeesh-an-openlette\/","title":{"rendered":"Minnesotans.  Jeesh&#8230;. (An OpenLetter)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Minnesotans.<\/p>\n<p>Here is what I&#8217;d like you to do. This especially applies to those of you who live in the Twin cities&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThink about the Minnesota Twins game that was played (and nicely won) today at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome.<\/p>\n<p>Think about it &#8230;. think about it &#8230; think about it &#8230;  (Are you thinking about it?)&#8230; OK, hold that thought.<\/p>\n<p>Now, while you are still thinking about the Twins game played today at the Metrodome, walk to the nearest window and look outside.<\/p>\n<p>Now, picture yourself at that game.  In this rain.<\/p>\n<p>Now, surrender yourself to the moronosity. Because that&#8217;s what you&#8217;ve got lots of.  And if you are a Gophers fan, double it.<\/p>\n<p>Jeesh&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Minnesotans. Here is what I&#8217;d like you to do. This especially applies to those of you who live in the Twin cities&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[193],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-1I7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}