{"id":6251,"date":"2012-07-22T18:30:56","date_gmt":"2012-07-22T23:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/?p=6251"},"modified":"2012-07-22T18:30:56","modified_gmt":"2012-07-22T23:30:56","slug":"what-are-the-chances-that-christ-and-anti-christ-would-end-up-living-next-door-to-each-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/22\/what-are-the-chances-that-christ-and-anti-christ-would-end-up-living-next-door-to-each-other\/","title":{"rendered":"What are the chances that Christ and Anti-Christ would end up living next door to each other?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><figure id=\"attachment_6252\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6252\" style=\"width: 280px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Jesus_supposedly.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6252\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/22\/what-are-the-chances-that-christ-and-anti-christ-would-end-up-living-next-door-to-each-other\/jesus_supposedly\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Jesus_supposedly.jpg?fit=280%2C264&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"280,264\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Jesus_supposedly\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Jesus H. Christ&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Jesus_supposedly.jpg?fit=280%2C264&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Jesus_supposedly.jpg?fit=280%2C264&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Jesus_supposedly.jpg?resize=280%2C264\" alt=\"\" title=\"Jesus_supposedly\" width=\"280\" height=\"264\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Jesus_supposedly.jpg?w=280&amp;ssl=1 280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Jesus_supposedly.jpg?resize=159%2C150&amp;ssl=1 159w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6252\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jesus H. Christ<\/figcaption><\/figure>[A]pparently, not as small as you might think. In Palm Bay Florida, Jesus is under arrest for stalking his neighbor, Anti-Christ, as well as shooting at him with a bb-gun.<\/p>\n<p>I love the way the reporters keep referring to him as &#8220;Jesus Man.&#8221; I wonder if that&#8217;s how the Roman officials referred to him in 0-whatevery AD.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pilot.  The Jesus Man is stirring up trouble again in the Galilee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re gonna have to nail that Jesus Man to a cross, man.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>That sort of thing.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s the video: <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eOndqKrjLhA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Jeesh. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[A]pparently, not as small as you might think. In Palm Bay Florida, Jesus is under arrest for stalking his neighbor, Anti-Christ, as well as shooting at him with a bb-gun. I love the way the reporters keep referring to him as &#8220;Jesus Man.&#8221; I wonder if that&#8217;s how the Roman officials referred to him in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/22\/what-are-the-chances-that-christ-and-anti-christ-would-end-up-living-next-door-to-each-other\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What are the chances that Christ and Anti-Christ would end up living next door to each other?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[634,632,633,5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-1CP","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6253,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6251\/revisions\/6253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}