{"id":6248,"date":"2012-07-22T14:10:34","date_gmt":"2012-07-22T19:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/?p=6248"},"modified":"2012-07-22T14:10:57","modified_gmt":"2012-07-22T19:10:57","slug":"as-a-parent-i-expect-my-children-to-act-and-think-exactly-as-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/22\/as-a-parent-i-expect-my-children-to-act-and-think-exactly-as-i-do\/","title":{"rendered":"As a parent, I expect my children to act and think exactly as I do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The problem is, they are being poisoned by knowledge&#8230;(Except in Texas.)<!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color:#000000;width:520px;\">\n<div style=\"padding:4px;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/embed\/mgid:cms:video:colbertnation.com:416535\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;background-color:#FFFFFF;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;\"><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/416535\/july-17-2012\/the-word---on-the-straight---narrow-minded\">The Colbert Report<\/a><\/b><br \/>Get More: <a href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/full-episodes\/'>Colbert Report Full Episodes<\/a>,<a href='http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\/'>Political Humor &#038; Satire Blog<\/a>,<a href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/video'>Video Archive<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Hat Tip: Ana<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The problem is, they are being poisoned by knowledge&#8230;(Except in Texas.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-1CM","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6248"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6250,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6248\/revisions\/6250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}