{"id":5887,"date":"2012-01-16T16:12:59","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T22:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/freethoughtblogs.com\/xblog\/?p=2027"},"modified":"2012-01-16T16:12:59","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T22:12:59","slug":"kelly-clarkson-like-sleeps-with-like-a-colt-45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/16\/kelly-clarkson-like-sleeps-with-like-a-colt-45\/","title":{"rendered":"Kelly Clarkson, like, Sleeps with, like, a Colt 45"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Kelly Clarkson sleeps with a Colt 45. This is a picture of a Colt 45. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

And we take that to mean the pistol, not the malt liquor. And god gave her an eating disorder ad she really likes Ron Paul. Oh, why am I telling you this, you can read it all in her own words:<\/p>\n

They told me if I lost 20 pounds that they’d sign me. And I was like, wow….And I had, like, an eating disorder in high school for a bit, so it’s like, I think God kind of put me through that to, you know, make me stronger for when situations like that kind of come up and still come up, obviously.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

On her early days in LA:<\/p>\n

Oh, my God. I lived, like, on a mattress, like, with this crazy girl. We lived in, like, a room with, like, these people’s house and, like, they didn’t allow us to use their kitchen. So we had, like, a little refrigerator. Like, it was really funny. But I mean, at the time…Oh, I had, like, four jobs. I worked for like, coffee shops, waitressing. I did extra jobs. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

… on Ron Paul (she tweeted a comment of support) …<\/p>\n

Oh, Ron Paul. Yeah….in Iowa. Ron Paul…I was, like, sitting at home with my brother watching Leno. And, you know, he was on Leno, and I was like, man, I was like, I like this dude. I liked him the last time around. I like a lot, you know, he believes in states having their rights, and I think that that’s very important.<\/p>\n

And I’ve always been about less government, and so I like him. And that’s – it’s as simple as that, man. That’s all I said. I was like, oh, man, I like Ron Paul. Too bad he’s probably not going to get the nomination, but I, you know, I like him. And then the whole freakin’ world, like, it went into a frenzy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

On guns: <\/p>\n

RAZ: OK, fine. You own nine guns, I read.<\/p>\n

CLARKSON: I do, nine.<\/p>\n

RAZ: And you sleep with a Colt 45.<\/p>\n

CLARKSON: Yes.<\/p>\n

RAZ: That’s true?<\/p>\n

CLARKSON: Yes. Well, I live alone.<\/p>\n

RAZ: I got it. Fair enough, OK.<\/p>\n

CLARKSON: So, yeah, I live alone, so I’m not going out like that. I got no chance if some man breaks into my house.<\/p>\n

CLARKSON: So, yeah, I have a gun.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Like, cool. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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