{"id":5787,"date":"2009-07-01T22:57:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T22:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/07\/01\/gjs-bar-and-hangout\/"},"modified":"2009-07-01T22:57:18","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T22:57:18","slug":"gjs-bar-and-hangout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/01\/gjs-bar-and-hangout\/","title":{"rendered":"GJ&#8217;s Bar and Hangout"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8230;One day Tashina asked to speak to me privately. &#8220;Honey, what do you do to get rid of crabs. Crotch crabs. Just tell me what to do and don&#8217;t tell anyone we had this little conversation, &#8216;kay?&#8221; I told her what to do.<\/p>\n<p>Later that same day, Ron cornered me alone in the foyer. &#8220;Hey, my man, I do dee-claire I gotta bad, bad problem. How does a guy stamp out dem little bugs, dem baby micro-scopical crawdads down in the you know where, if you get my drift?&#8221; I told him what to do&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quichemoraine.com\/2009\/07\/gjs-bar\/\"><br \/>\nAt Quiche Moraine&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;One day Tashina asked to speak to me privately. &#8220;Honey, what do you do to get rid of crabs. Crotch crabs. Just tell me what to do and don&#8217;t tell anyone we had this little conversation, &#8216;kay?&#8221; I told her what to do. Later that same day, Ron cornered me alone in the foyer. &#8220;Hey, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/01\/gjs-bar-and-hangout\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">GJ&#8217;s Bar and Hangout<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-1vl","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}