{"id":5630,"date":"2011-12-01T21:08:03","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T03:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/freethoughtblogs.com\/xblog\/?p=1448"},"modified":"2011-12-01T21:08:03","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T03:08:03","slug":"dog-shoots-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/01\/dog-shoots-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog Shoots Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is cute for two reasons.  First, we seem to have a dog who is sympathetic to the ducks, possibly in cahoots with them, who helps arrange for the attempted assassination of a duck hunter.  Second, the story is told by the hunter himself on an internet forum&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> &#8230;I set my double barrel in the decoy box, walked around the front of the boat to get a better angle to push it out of the weeds and just as I had turned to cross the front of the boat and ( in case you haven&#8217;t guessed) Boom, the gun goes off. I looked back and the dog had climbed over the side and stepped on the trigger. About a half second later I realized I had been shot. I fell down backwards in the water&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.refugeforums.com\/refuge\/showthread.php?t=880096\">Read it here. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let this be a lesson to you &#8230; vet your dog and unload your gun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is cute for two reasons. First, we seem to have a dog who is sympathetic to the ducks, possibly in cahoots with them, who helps arrange for the attempted assassination of a duck hunter. Second, the story is told by the hunter himself on an internet forum&#8230; &#8230;I set my double barrel in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/01\/dog-shoots-man\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dog Shoots Man<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[421,290],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-1sO","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5630"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}