{"id":5563,"date":"2011-11-19T13:56:06","date_gmt":"2011-11-19T19:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/freethoughtblogs.com\/xblog\/?p=1334"},"modified":"2011-11-19T13:56:06","modified_gmt":"2011-11-19T19:56:06","slug":"michele-bachmann-youve-had-a-gaff-or-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/19\/michele-bachmann-youve-had-a-gaff-or-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Michele Bachmann, You&#8217;ve Had A Gaffe.  Or two."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Michele Bachmann claims she&#8217;s never had a gaff, and therefore should be the Republican to run against Obama.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" id=\"+id+\" width=\"480\" height=\"306\" codebase=\"http:\/\/fpdownload.macromedia.com\/get\/flashplayer\/current\/swflash.cab\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/embed.crooksandliars.com\/v\/MjI0NjQtNTE3MzE?color=C93033\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Michele, here is a short list of your gaffs, mainly covering only recent ones:<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Academic &#8220;freedom&#8221; legislation<\/li>\n<li>Acorn comments<\/li>\n<li>Advised citizens to violate law and ignore census<\/li>\n<li>Bachmann&#8217;s own bridge to nowhere<\/li>\n<li>Bathroomgate<\/li>\n<li>Check with husband before making any decisions as president<\/li>\n<li>Concord v. Concord<\/li>\n<li>Eliminate all taxes<\/li>\n<li>Elvis Presley&#8217;s Name<\/li>\n<li>Elwin Tinklenberg&#8217;s Spit Take (Immigration)<\/li>\n<li>Ending program to make the U.S. more like China<\/li>\n<li>End teen bullying by abolishing the Department of Education<\/li>\n<li>Equated her campaign with the ill fated &#8220;Charge of the Light Brigade&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>FDR caused a recession<\/li>\n<li>French Kissed George Bush<\/li>\n<li>George Bush didn&#8217;t really up the debt much<\/li>\n<li>God told her to run for office<\/li>\n<li>Hezbollah&#8217;s missile sites in Cuba<\/li>\n<li>Hiding in the bushes gate<\/li>\n<li>Hurricanes = god&#8217;s wrath for governmental spending<\/li>\n<li>Insists Mitt Romney is not a Christian<\/li>\n<li>Investigate Democrats as Anti American<\/li>\n<li>John Wayne v. John Wayne Gacy<\/li>\n<li>No college aid for combat vets<\/li>\n<li>No Pork Pledge except for Farm Subsidies For Herself<\/li>\n<li>Pals around with Bradlee Dean<\/li>\n<li>Paul Revere talked trash to the British (and was not himself British) Oh, no, wait, that was Palin, never mind.<\/li>\n<li>Pray away the gay<\/li>\n<li>Promised 1 dollar a gallon gasoline<\/li>\n<li>Re-educatoin camps<\/li>\n<li>Refused to help with I35 bridge collapse emergency<\/li>\n<li>The Candidates Marriage Vow and Pro Slavery Stance vs. Whoopi Goldberg and The View<\/li>\n<li>Thought she was already president for a while (waterboardinggate)<\/li>\n<li>Town Hall Meeting Gate<\/li>\n<li>Used Census data despite her opposition to the census<\/li>\n<li>Vaccines cause mental retardation<\/li>\n<li>Waterboarding = Nuclear war in Japan = Good<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michele Bachmann claims she&#8217;s never had a gaff, and therefore should be the Republican to run against Obama. Michele, here is a short list of your gaffs, mainly covering only recent ones:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[366,341,284,883,301],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-1rJ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5563"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}