{"id":5530,"date":"2011-11-14T07:56:46","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T13:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/freethoughtblogs.com\/xblog\/?p=1293"},"modified":"2011-11-14T07:56:46","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T13:56:46","slug":"michele-bachmann-finally-saiz-something-smart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/14\/michele-bachmann-finally-saiz-something-smart\/","title":{"rendered":"Michele Bachmann Finally Saiz Something Smart!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the old days, during Biblical Times, when we invaded a country we did it for a reason.  To take their stuff and, when available, their women.  This is God&#8217;s way.  For instance:<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Shall not their cattle and their substance and every beast of their&#8217;s be our&#8217;s? only let us consent unto them, and they will dwell with us. &#8230;And it came to pass on the third day, when they were sore, that two of the sons of Jacob, Simeon and Levi, Dinah&#8217;s brethren, took each man his sword, and came upon the city boldly, and slew all the males. &#8230;.The sons of Jacob came upon the slain, and spoiled the city, because they had defiled their sister. They took their sheep, and their oxen, and their asses, and that which was in the city, and that which was in the field, and all their wealth, and all their little ones, and their wives took they captive, and spoiled even all that was in the house.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That was god.  Makes sense. If the other guys don&#8217;t give you what you want, you invade them and make them pay with their lives, their stuff, their cattle, their women.  So what the hell are we doing in Iraq?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"369\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/d7fEb4Rjocg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>That was Michele Bachmann.  I so hope she becomes president.  I&#8217;d love to have a couple of Iraqi slaves around the house, and they have some good stuff there too, old artifacts and such.  <\/p>\n<p>And if every American who was related to a soldier who died in Iraq got several million dollars, that could help our economy.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the old days, during Biblical Times, when we invaded a country we did it for a reason. To take their stuff and, when available, their women. This is God&#8217;s way. For instance:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[366,341,883,284,301],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-1rc","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5530"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}