{"id":5391,"date":"2012-06-26T22:16:19","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T03:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/freethoughtblogs.com\/xblog\/?p=4780"},"modified":"2012-06-26T22:16:19","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T03:16:19","slug":"she-didnt-apologize-she-started-laughing-i-was-on-my-hands-and-knees-picking-up-bone-fragments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/26\/she-didnt-apologize-she-started-laughing-i-was-on-my-hands-and-knees-picking-up-bone-fragments\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;She didn&#8217;t apologize. She started laughing. I was on my hands and knees picking up bone fragments.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, I think the TSA does a pretty good job at their security theater.  (Calling it something like &#8220;security theater&#8221; does not automatically prove that such theater has no function.)  I remember the old days when there were one or two hijacking of an airplane every single week. Hell, my friend Billy&#8217;s dad hijacked a plane!.  And later when I was doing a lot of international travelling, when there were few hijackings but the security systems at airports were visibly flawed.  So I appreciate that there have been improvements even if it may be not the way I would have done it. <\/p>\n<p>Having said that, TSA agents can be real boneheads at times.  The latest is a case of a man bringing his father through security.  His father, as it happens, as in a jar in the form of cremains.  The TSA  agent ended up spilling about 25% of dad on the floor and laughing about it, supposedly.  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;They opened up my bag, and I told them, &#8216;Please, be careful. These are my grandpa&#8217;s ashes,'&#8221; Gross told RTV6&#8217;s Norman Cox. &#8220;She picked up the jar. She opened it up.<br \/>\n&#8220;I was told later on that she had no right to even open it, that they could have used other devices, like an X-ray machine. So she opened it up. She used her finger and was sifting through it. And then she accidentally spilled it.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Read the rest of the story <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theindychannel.com\/news\/31224633\/detail.html\">here<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>If those TSA agents could see the stuff I brought through airports before they showed up they&#8217;d freak.  Human remains?  Huh.  Run of the mill. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, I think the TSA does a pretty good job at their security theater. (Calling it something like &#8220;security theater&#8221; does not automatically prove that such theater has no function.) I remember the old days when there were one or two hijacking of an airplane every single week. Hell, my friend Billy&#8217;s dad hijacked a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/26\/she-didnt-apologize-she-started-laughing-i-was-on-my-hands-and-knees-picking-up-bone-fragments\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;She didn&#8217;t apologize. She started laughing. I was on my hands and knees picking up bone fragments.&#8221;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-1oX","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}