{"id":5036,"date":"2011-10-19T11:53:26","date_gmt":"2011-10-19T16:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/freethoughtblogs.com\/xblog\/?p=915"},"modified":"2011-10-19T11:53:26","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T16:53:26","slug":"nasa-completes-52-year-mission-to-find-kill-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/19\/nasa-completes-52-year-mission-to-find-kill-god\/","title":{"rendered":"NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>WASHINGTON\u00e2\u20ac\u201dAfter more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One of our lunar rovers captured an image of God at approximately 2100 hours last night, and we immediately launched a vessel manned by our best assassins,&#8221; said Richard Egan, Mission Control Chief at the Johnson Space Center in Houston. &#8220;After exiting the lunar lander, the astronauts approached God under the false pretense of peace, but He must have sensed something was amiss and fled. Our men gave chase in a moon buggy, finally overtaking Him in a crater where He was subdued after several minutes of violent hand-to-hand combat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Egan told reporters that it took as many as five highly trained astronauts to fully restrain the Supreme Being&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/nasa-completes-52year-mission-to-find-kill-god,19263\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON\u00e2\u20ac\u201dAfter more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God. &#8230; &#8220;One of our lunar rovers captured an image of God at approximately 2100 hours last night, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/19\/nasa-completes-52-year-mission-to-find-kill-god\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-1je","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5036"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5036"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5036\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}