{"id":4303,"date":"2009-01-11T15:04:02","date_gmt":"2009-01-11T15:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/01\/11\/quotes-by-larry-wall\/"},"modified":"2009-01-11T15:04:02","modified_gmt":"2009-01-11T15:04:02","slug":"quotes-by-larry-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/11\/quotes-by-larry-wall\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes by Larry Wall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t know who Larry Wall is then never mind.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a sampler:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The rest are <a href=\"http:\/\/linuxshellaccount.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/quotes-from-larry-wall-unix-and-linux.html\">here<\/a>.  But I warn you.  I&#8217;ve shown you the only ones that are not inane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t know who Larry Wall is then never mind. Here&#8217;s a sampler:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[130],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-17p","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}