{"id":402,"date":"2007-12-01T18:28:16","date_gmt":"2007-12-01T18:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2007\/12\/01\/you-could-poke-your-eye-out-wi\/"},"modified":"2007-12-01T18:28:16","modified_gmt":"2007-12-01T18:28:16","slug":"you-could-poke-your-eye-out-wi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/01\/you-could-poke-your-eye-out-wi\/","title":{"rendered":"You Could Poke Your Eye Out With That Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Never, Ever run with a Deer Antler<\/em> unless you <strong>KNOW HOW TO HOLD IT PROPERLY<\/strong>.<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/472\/files\/2012\/04\/i-28d5aedecbe8e23dc9551463af6fc4b3-antler.jpg?w=604\" alt=\"i-28d5aedecbe8e23dc9551463af6fc4b3-antler.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/retrospectacle\/2007\/11\/boys_brain_impaled_by_deer_ant.php\">From Shelley Batts Blog.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never, Ever run with a Deer Antler unless you KNOW HOW TO HOLD IT PROPERLY.From Shelley Batts Blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[147],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-6u","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}