{"id":27654,"date":"2017-11-06T11:00:36","date_gmt":"2017-11-06T17:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/?p=27654"},"modified":"2017-12-05T20:51:03","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T02:51:03","slug":"hey-texas-give-guy-guns-wants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/06\/hey-texas-give-guy-guns-wants\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Texas, Give This Guy All The Guns He Wants!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yahoo! Ride &#8217;em cowboy!  Shoot &#8217;em up and get &#8216;er done!  That&#8217;s what I say. Tell those namby pamyb libtards to stuff their gun control where the sun don&#8217; shine.<\/p>\n<p>You betcha, Texas, give this man all the guns he wants!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The gunman who turned a Texas church into a shooting gallery had a turbulent past, including a court-martial from the Air Force for assaulting his first wife and child \u2014 and a habit of harassing ex-girlfriends.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But, in Texas, of course you can have as many guns as you want! Who cares!<\/p>\n<p>By the way, half the victims killed by Texas Gun Lover Devin Kelley were kids.<\/p>\n<p>Those close to him were shocked and claim this is out of character, though one of his ex girlfriends was utterly unshocked. Also, I got a recommendation a few months ago for a contractor from for a very simple job, and the best he could do was 300% of the average cost. And, I&#8217;ve recently been to two business establishments with excellent reviews on Google and Yelp one of which was mediocre the other, basically, sucked.  The lesson here is: recommendations, reviews, and opinions, by anybody of anything, are useless. Especially, it seems, about taco joints and gun nuts.<\/p>\n<p>Texas Gun Nut Devin Kelley was court-martialed in the Air Force because of his violent behavior including against a child.  Did I mention that he killed a dozen children in that Texas church?  He was actually house-jailed in the military for a year for his behavior.<\/p>\n<p>But hey, Texas, give the man all the guns he wants! Yahoo! Shoot &#8217;em up!<\/p>\n<p>Two of his ex girlfriends claim that Texas Gun Nut Devin Kelly is a stalker.  One claims he tried to pay her to hang out with him, called her all the time, pranked her. She claims he would say things that were &#8220;very sick&#8221; and that she won&#8217;t repeat.  And eventually, he assaulted her.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously, Texas, you better give this stalky violent assaulter all the guns he wants! Yippe! Bang Bang!<\/p>\n<p>When he was 18, he got himself a 13 year old girlfriend who now recalls being stalked by him after she broke off the relationship. She had to change her phone number over and over because he would not leave her alone.<\/p>\n<p>This guy, Texas, needs a gun, don&#8217;t you think? Keep those 13 year old girls in line? And who doesn&#8217;t love the smell of gun metal and discharged powder, and the sound of expended shells clinking as they hit the ground until their sound shifts from ping ping to plop plop because they are now falling into pools of your victim&#8217;s blood! Yahoo!<\/p>\n<p>He offered that same young girl, later on when he was married, a deal. I&#8217;ll take care of you, he said, if you move in with my wife and me, and all you have to do is remain topless.  I suppose this helps explain this thing I may or may not have mentioned: He killed a dozen children in his shooting spree. Revenge, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the kind of guy I want to give all the guns he wants to!  Yesireee!  I should be a Texan, that idea feels so good.<\/p>\n<p>It is still not clear if Kelly killed himself after his murder spree, or if he died of wounds inflicted by a Texas Good Old Boy with a Gun who happened on the scene.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yahoo! Ride &#8217;em cowboy! Shoot &#8217;em up and get &#8216;er done! That&#8217;s what I say. Tell those namby pamyb libtards to stuff their gun control where the sun don&#8217; shine. 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