{"id":27396,"date":"2009-10-23T19:56:31","date_gmt":"2009-10-23T19:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/10\/23\/new-homeopathic-substance\/"},"modified":"2009-10-23T19:56:31","modified_gmt":"2009-10-23T19:56:31","slug":"new-homeopathic-substance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/23\/new-homeopathic-substance\/","title":{"rendered":"New Homeopathic Substance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This remedy makes you silly and giggly.  It makes you get &#8220;high&#8221; and you tell silly stories.   It also makes you really thirsty and causes some food yearnings.  It also causes erotic talk and behavior.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how you make it:<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n1) Get a really really strong telescope.<\/p>\n<p>2) Point the telescope at Saturn, the planet.<\/p>\n<p>3) Aim the rays coming from Saturn at some powdered milk.<\/p>\n<p>4) Scrape the milk powder on the person you wish to treat.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.interhomeopathy.org\/index.php\/journal\/entry\/trituration_proving_of_the_light_of_saturn\/\">More info here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hat Tip: Claudia Sawyer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This remedy makes you silly and giggly. It makes you get &#8220;high&#8221; and you tell silly stories. It also makes you really thirsty and causes some food yearnings. It also causes erotic talk and behavior. Here&#8217;s how you make it:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-77S","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27396"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}