{"id":27174,"date":"2009-09-22T10:22:34","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T10:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/09\/22\/the-rapture-is-not-happening\/"},"modified":"2009-09-22T10:22:34","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T10:22:34","slug":"the-rapture-is-not-happening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/22\/the-rapture-is-not-happening\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rapture is Not Happening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, if the Rapture happens, God is going to take PZ first, so he can make PZ collect tickets at the Pearly Gates, then after everyone is in, including all of PZ&#8217;s nemesi, St. Peter slams the door on him and makes him stand on a cloud forever.<\/p>\n<p>So, I checked to see if PZ is still there, given that yesterday was the predicted start of the Rapture and all, <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/pharyngula\/2009\/09\/i_hope_you_arent_all_too_disap.php\">and he&#8217;s still there.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>How could the bible be wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, if the Rapture happens, God is going to take PZ first, so he can make PZ collect tickets at the Pearly Gates, then after everyone is in, including all of PZ&#8217;s nemesi, St. Peter slams the door on him and makes him stand on a cloud forever. So, I checked to see if &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/22\/the-rapture-is-not-happening\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Rapture is Not Happening<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[2486],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-74i","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27174"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}