No problem. They can be taken care of by animal loving atheists.<\/p>\n
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.<\/p>\n
… Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral \/ ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet’s natural life. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n
You might think this is a joke, but just look at the FAQ’s. Question one is:<\/p>\n
Q: Is this a Joke?
\nA: No. This is a serious offer to our Christian friends who believe in the Second Coming and honestly care about the future of their pets after the Rapture occurs. <\/p><\/blockquote>\nSo, therefore it is not a joke. The big problem, of course, is what happens if the represetnatitve who is supposed to take care of your pet gets Raptured? Well, they’ve got that figured out too, and it’s in the FAQs:<\/p>\n
\nQ: How do you ensure your representatives won’t be Raptured.
\nA: Actually, we don’t ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God \/ Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nJust to see how flexible their services are, I used their contact page to send them this email:<\/p>\nI only have a gold fish, and when I”m raptured, I just want someone to flush it down the toilet. How much would that cost?<\/p>\n
Thanks<\/p>\n
Greg<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I’ll let you know what I get back. Meanwhile, check the site out yourself, here: Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA<\/a><\/p>\n
Hat Tip: Natalie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
No problem. They can be taken care of by animal loving atheists. We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in … Continue reading When the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets?<\/span>