“You also must rely on Science.”<\/p>\n
\nWell, OK, he didn’t actually SAY that, but he did DO that…<\/p>\n
Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson underwent 10 hours of surgery to repair an irregular heartbeat that put the 79-year-old at higher risk of a deadly stroke or heart attack, his lead surgeon said Monday.<\/p>\n
Robertson was back at home in Virginia Beach after his release on Thursday from a hospital in North Carolina. He ultimately will be fitted with a heart monitor, Dr. Andy C. Kiser said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
That is not the kind of surgery the average poor folk are likely to get, it seems to me. Anyway, he had his chance to ask for a simple miracle, which he totally deserves because he is god’s BFF. But, he didn’t ask. In fact, it seems that he jilted god.<\/p>\n
Something bad is going to happen to Pat Robertson. A tornado, a hurricane, something. It’s in the cards.<\/p>\n
Oh, it turns out Robertson had a Twin Brother inside his body when they went in there:<\/p>\n
In a separate but related procedure, doctors also removed an abnormally enlarged left appendage on Robertson’s heart. They believe the growth contributed to Robertson’s atrial fibrillation.<\/p>\n
The appendage was 6 centimeters long, or slightly longer than adult pinkie finger.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Or maybe it was an angel?<\/p>\n
Robertson, following the surgery, said: “Only the prayers of thousands of believing people kept me on this earth.”<\/p>\n
That and 20 years of education including medical school, you ingrate!<\/p>\n