{"id":27011,"date":"2009-09-01T15:00:09","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T15:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/09\/01\/new-geological-metaphors\/"},"modified":"2009-09-01T15:00:09","modified_gmt":"2009-09-01T15:00:09","slug":"new-geological-metaphors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/01\/new-geological-metaphors\/","title":{"rendered":"New Geological Metaphors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All my thoughts are fault related is looking for some new geological metaphors. <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/stressrelated\/2009\/08\/we_need_some_new_geologic_meta.php\"> Please go help here out.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My contributions are below the fold.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Half-Life.  verb. Never quite getting to the point because with each thing you say you are only half way there.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He tried to tell me about his date last night but all he did was half-life me.&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Flood Plain.  adjective.  So uninteresting that it leaves one dripping with excitement, NOT.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Her new outfit was, like, totally flood-plain. Like, really.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gneiss.  adjective.  Muscular and buff. Hard bodied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;After that work out, I&#8217;m feeling really gneiss&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All my thoughts are fault related is looking for some new geological metaphors. Please go help here out. My contributions are below the fold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-71F","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27011"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}