{"id":26179,"date":"2009-03-18T22:35:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T22:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/03\/18\/how-to-make-a-republican-firin\/"},"modified":"2009-03-18T22:35:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T22:35:25","slug":"how-to-make-a-republican-firin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/18\/how-to-make-a-republican-firin\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Make a Republican Firing Squad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, draw a circle. Then, assemble your most incompetent boobs and make sure anyone who <em>is<\/em> competent you undermine.  Such as the case of RNC Chairman Tom Steele &#8230; keep him in power only long enough to demonstrate (because you&#8217;ve totally undermined him) that his sort should be avoided in the future, once and for all.<\/p>\n<p>The most amazing bit of news we&#8217;ve heard since the Party of Racism cynically and quite temporarily appointed a black man to lead them, is that Minnesota&#8217;s Norm Coleman could be appointed to replace Steele.  The reaction of one Democratic Party official when asked what the Dems are going to do about this:  &#8220;When the Republicans are forming a circular firing squad, the last thing we&#8217;re going to do is step into the middle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The rumor was first posted on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/playbook\/0309\/playbook618.html\">Politico<\/a>, and is discussed in more detail <a href=\"http:\/\/tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com\/2009\/03\/dems-not-touching-coleman-rnc-rumor.php\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What I think actually happened was this.  Top Republican Party officials were talking about the future of the party while riding the subway into the city from their posh Virginia neighborhood.  Nearby, a crafty reporter was listening in, trying to get some news to report on Politico.<\/p>\n<p>One of the party officials said to the other: &#8220;Let&#8217;s convince Norm Coleman to leave the Republican Party&#8221; but the reporter heard this as &#8220;Let&#8217;s convene Norm Coleman to lead the Republican Party&#8221; because just then the subway, which is normally quite quite in DC (seriously &#8230; those trains whisper compared to NY and Boston), went rattling over a bad piece of track.<\/p>\n<p>That is the only possible explanation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, draw a circle. Then, assemble your most incompetent boobs and make sure anyone who is competent you undermine. Such as the case of RNC Chairman Tom Steele &#8230; keep him in power only long enough to demonstrate (because you&#8217;ve totally undermined him) that his sort should be avoided in the future, once and for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/18\/how-to-make-a-republican-firin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How to Make a Republican Firing Squad<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4704,4537,4681,33,893,306],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-6Of","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}