{"id":26093,"date":"2009-03-03T17:47:54","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T17:47:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/03\/03\/the-stoopedest-thing-ever-prod\/"},"modified":"2009-03-03T17:47:54","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T17:47:54","slug":"the-stoopedest-thing-ever-prod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/03\/the-stoopedest-thing-ever-prod\/","title":{"rendered":"The stoopedest thing ever produced, anywhere, ever, under any conditions."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Start beating your children now.  It is god&#8217;s will.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kxwbYnE8iJ8&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>H\/T: Pharyngula<a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/pharyngula\/2009\/03\/god_the_petulant_petty_whiner.php\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love the way they link Bill Clinton&#8217;s failed attempt at getting a blow job to teenage suicide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Start beating your children now. It is god&#8217;s will. H\/T: Pharyngula I love the way they link Bill Clinton&#8217;s failed attempt at getting a blow job to teenage suicide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[2486],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-6MR","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26093"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}