{"id":26048,"date":"2009-02-22T23:05:46","date_gmt":"2009-02-22T23:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/02\/22\/welcome-to-the-absurdizone\/"},"modified":"2009-02-22T23:05:46","modified_gmt":"2009-02-22T23:05:46","slug":"welcome-to-the-absurdizone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/22\/welcome-to-the-absurdizone\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the Absurdizone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Item one: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.misscellania.com\/miss-cellania\/2009\/2\/22\/how-to-wash-a-cat.html\">How to wash a cat.  <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Item Two: From <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.slashdot.org\/article.pl?sid=09\/02\/21\/1318253\">Slashdot<\/a> &#8230;  Steve Ballmer says Apple must switch to more open model.  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHH.  <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/02\/lightscribe_technology_and_why.php\">Zap<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Item one: How to wash a cat. Item Two: From Slashdot &#8230; Steve Ballmer says Apple must switch to more open model. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHH. Zap!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-6M8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26048"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}