{"id":25929,"date":"2009-01-05T22:12:45","date_gmt":"2009-01-05T22:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2009\/01\/05\/adolph-hitler-so-cute-you-just\/"},"modified":"2009-01-05T22:12:45","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T22:12:45","slug":"adolph-hitler-so-cute-you-just","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/05\/adolph-hitler-so-cute-you-just\/","title":{"rendered":"Adolph Hitler:  So cute you just want to pinch his fat little cheeks&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/472\/files\/2012\/04\/i-850fb45e48b92f9cdb4f5976adfb825f-child_named_adolph_hitler_by_WS_parents.jpg?w=604\" alt=\"i-850fb45e48b92f9cdb4f5976adfb825f-child_named_adolph_hitler_by_WS_parents.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/>Heath and Deborah Campbell had three children.  They named them:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell <\/li>\n<li>Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell <\/li>\n<li>Adolf Hitler Campbell<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That, right there, would be child abuse.  Do you not agree?<\/p>\n<p>The story is making the rounds (h\/t: <a href=\"http:\/\/mcduff.livejournal.com\/65866.html\">McDuff<\/a>) because it is little Adolph&#8217;s third birthday and the local shop-rite (supermarket) refuses to provide the family with a cake enscribed &#8220;Happy Birthday Adolph Hitler.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The story can be found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lehighvalleylive.com\/today\/index.ssf\/2008\/12\/holland_township_family_angry.html\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lehighvalleylive.com\/warren-county\/index.ssf?\/base\/news-0\/122923112231930.xml&#038;coll=3\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heath and Deborah Campbell had three children. They named them: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell Adolf Hitler Campbell That, right there, would be child abuse. Do you not agree? The story is making the rounds (h\/t: McDuff) because it is little Adolph&#8217;s third birthday and the local shop-rite (supermarket) refuses to provide &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/05\/adolph-hitler-so-cute-you-just\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Adolph Hitler:  So cute you just want to pinch his fat little cheeks&#8230;.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[33,61],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-6Kd","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25929"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}