{"id":25642,"date":"2010-06-20T20:50:34","date_gmt":"2010-06-20T20:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2010\/06\/20\/die-you-obsolete-nogood-social\/"},"modified":"2010-06-20T20:50:34","modified_gmt":"2010-06-20T20:50:34","slug":"die-you-obsolete-nogood-social","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/20\/die-you-obsolete-nogood-social\/","title":{"rendered":"DIE YOU OBSOLETE NOGOOD SOCIALLY MALADJUSTED CELIBATE COMMIE FASCIST DORK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; obviously, we&#8217;re talking about emacs &#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p> I asked my email-pal: &#8220;UNIX or Windoze?&#8221;. He replied &#8220;UNIX&#8221;. I said &#8220;Ah&#8230;me too!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I asked my email-pal: &#8220;Linux or AIX?&#8221;. He said &#8220;Linux, of course&#8221;. I said &#8220;Me too&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I asked him: &#8220;Emacs or vi&#8221;. He replied &#8220;Emacs&#8221;. I said &#8220;Me too. Small world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I asked him: &#8220;GNU Emacs or XEmacs?&#8221;, and he said &#8220;GNU Emacs&#8221;. I said &#8220;oh, me too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I asked him &#8220;GNU Emacs 19 or GNU Emacs 20&#8221;? and he said &#8220;GNU Emacs 19&#8221;. I said &#8220;oh, me too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I asked him, &#8220;GNU Emacs 19.29 or GNU Emacs 19.34&#8221;, and he replied &#8220;GNU Emacs 19.29&#8221;. I said &#8220;DIE YOU OBSOLETE NOGOOD SOCIALLY MALADJUSTED CELIBATE COMMIE FASCIST DORK!&#8221;, and never emailed him again.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But seriously folks, I was just browsing through some emacs trickery literature and came across <a href=\"http:\/\/news.slashdot.org\/article.pl?sid=08\/11\/07\/0533222\">this slashdot thread <\/a>that I thought any M-x emacs-o-philes out there might like to load into their buffers.<\/p>\n<p>And if you are crazy enough to find that interesting you might find<a href=\"http:\/\/jamesthornton.com\/emacs\/node\/emacs_474.html\"> this post on emacs amusements <\/a>interesting as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; obviously, we&#8217;re talking about emacs &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[3353,415],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-6FA","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25642"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}