{"id":25107,"date":"2010-01-11T21:24:02","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T21:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2010\/01\/11\/i-dont-know-what-to-do-with-my\/"},"modified":"2010-01-11T21:24:02","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T21:24:02","slug":"i-dont-know-what-to-do-with-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/11\/i-dont-know-what-to-do-with-my\/","title":{"rendered":"I don’t know what to do with my life"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t know what I want for christmas<\/p>\n

… Or what I want to be when I grow up, or what to major in in college.<\/p>\n

But I can write a poem with Google Search Box:<\/p>\n

I am going crazy
\nI am going to die.<\/p>\n

I am going in
\nI am going to be a big sister.<\/p>\n

I am going in Spanish
\nI am going to die alone.
\n<\/em><\/p>\n


\nHat Tip Science Punk<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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