{"id":24851,"date":"2011-03-01T17:27:40","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T17:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2011\/03\/01\/story-from-onion-accidentally\/"},"modified":"2011-03-01T17:27:40","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T17:27:40","slug":"story-from-onion-accidentally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/01\/story-from-onion-accidentally\/","title":{"rendered":"Story From Onion Accidentally Breaks Free, Invades Reality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ohio Senate Schedules a Fetus to Testify About Abortion Bill<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In support of a bill that proposes banning abortions after the first heartbeat (something that can happen within eighteen days of conception), the anti-abortion group Faith2Action has scheduled a nine-week-old fetus to testify as a legislative witness before Ohio&#8217;s House Health Committee. &#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/intel\/2011\/03\/ohio_senate_schedules_a_fetus.html?mid=twitter_DailyIntel\">Details<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ohio Senate Schedules a Fetus to Testify About Abortion Bill In support of a bill that proposes banning abortions after the first heartbeat (something that can happen within eighteen days of conception), the anti-abortion group Faith2Action has scheduled a nine-week-old fetus to testify as a legislative witness before Ohio&#8217;s House Health Committee. &#8230; Details<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5020],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-6sP","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}