{"id":24796,"date":"2011-02-15T08:52:37","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T08:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2011\/02\/15\/tiger-woods-has-gone-too-far\/"},"modified":"2011-02-15T08:52:37","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T08:52:37","slug":"tiger-woods-has-gone-too-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/15\/tiger-woods-has-gone-too-far\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Woods has gone too far."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did not get on the Tiger Hating bandwagon when it was revealed that he had a wife and 19 girlfriends.  First, I&#8217;m sure they were <em>all<\/em> having a great time at some point.  Second, I can see where his wife would be pissed off but she did marry a <em>golfer<\/em> after all.  What else was she expecting????  Finally, there&#8217;s like a billion people in this world whose children just died or will soon die of some preventable disease and Tiger Woods, his wife and his girlfriends don&#8217;t have a problem like that, so boo hoo.<\/p>\n<p>I was unfazed by the big maneno over the car crash.  Again, &#8220;first world problems&#8221; of the rich and famous, especially golfers, do not impress me.  It is a bit more annoying that he has golfed like a Third Rate Hack for the entire golf season, as well as the pre-season and post season.<sup>1<\/sup> But since I could care less (or not) about golf, then, well, I couldn&#8217;t care less about that.<\/p>\n<p>But now, Tiger Woods has gone to far.  He spit on the green.<\/p>\n<p>Watch:<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XYDC5fin47o\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Unbefuckingleivable, Tiger.  Do you not know?  Athletes can have sex with as many women as they want.  Athletes can treat their wives like the subjects of country western songs (&#8220;Your wandering ways have gone too far; For every girl you&#8217;ve had, I&#8217;ll put a dent in your car&#8221;).  Athletes can even have a really really bad season.  But &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; Athletes. Do. Not. Spit.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I guess I don&#8217;t really care that much, golf season is almost over.<sup>1<\/sup>  And, Baseball season is about to start!  Yay!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><sup>1<\/sup>Does golf even have a &#8220;pre&#8221; and &#8220;post&#8221; season?  A season?  These are unknowable things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did not get on the Tiger Hating bandwagon when it was revealed that he had a wife and 19 girlfriends. First, I&#8217;m sure they were all having a great time at some point. Second, I can see where his wife would be pissed off but she did marry a golfer after all. What else &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/15\/tiger-woods-has-gone-too-far\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tiger Woods has gone too far.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[165],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-6rW","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}