{"id":24762,"date":"2011-02-02T11:29:22","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T11:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2011\/02\/02\/how-to-carry-your-monkey-home\/"},"modified":"2011-02-02T11:29:22","modified_gmt":"2011-02-02T11:29:22","slug":"how-to-carry-your-monkey-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/02\/how-to-carry-your-monkey-home\/","title":{"rendered":"How to carry your monkey home once you&#8217;ve killed it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once you&#8217;ve <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/2011\/01\/how_to_make_poison_arrows.php\">killed the monkey<\/a>, you need to carry it back to camp.  Slit the tail, near the end, and poke the head through the slit, so the tail makes a handy strap.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/472\/files\/2012\/04\/i-532ff2895ad490ffdfabeac30d781a47-EfeManWithMonkey.jpg?w=604\" alt=\"i-532ff2895ad490ffdfabeac30d781a47-EfeManWithMonkey.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a detail:<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/scienceblogs.com\/gregladen\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/472\/files\/2012\/04\/i-a49d220aeec337822e0895ac97cd6ce1-manwithmonkeyDetail.jpg?w=604\" alt=\"i-a49d220aeec337822e0895ac97cd6ce1-manwithmonkeyDetail.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once you&#8217;ve killed the monkey, you need to carry it back to camp. Slit the tail, near the end, and poke the head through the slit, so the tail makes a handy strap. Here&#8217;s a detail:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[49,864,181,1782,1783,37,7],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fhV1-6ro","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24762"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregladen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}